Hi... maybe "Woof" would be better to say.

Yes, I'm a dog.

Okay, you don't have to freak out. Please don't.

I'm writing here, on this very day, because I know I'll be famous SOMEDAY.

The paparazzi will want a recording- preferably a diary- of when I was just some poodle, lost in New York City. Or maybe I could keep this diary to remember stuff, and then I'll write an autobiography and cut out the parts, the embarrassing parts. I haven't decided yet.

I'm going to start talking about moi right now (moi is french for "me". BTW, my ancestors were French. Therefore, I'm a French poodle. Sort of, I guess.)

Things I like:

1) My owner, Jasmine.

2) My groomer.

3) Sparky McFeeCupcake (my mouse plush.)

4) Colar jewels.

5) Doggie Biscuits (only the Sunshine Doodle brand. Those bones are gluten-free, and I'm allergic to gluten.).

6) Taking walks in central park.

7) My pale pink fur.

8) The world.

Those are my top 8.

Oh, also, I like the number 7.

Things I don't like:

1) The dog next door, Bubber.

2) Taxis.

3) The number 13.

4) When my owner isn't with me.

5) Being called "Rascal." That it clearly NOT my name. 

6) Gluten.

7) Swans.

Things about me:
1) My name is FiFi.

2) I'm a poodle.

3) I compete in doggie pageants, which I don't like.

Oooh, that's another thing that I dislike.
4) I want to be famous. A famous what? Movie dog, that is.
5) I forget things alot. If I remember that I forgot something that I like or dislike, I'll always write it down.

Well, since that's over, I have to explain WHY I want to be famous.
I want to be famous because: I want to have fun. I want to experience the paparazzi taking pictures of me, getting to BE on a movie set. Having everyone know my name. Also, so I can get out of competing in doggie pageants (NOT my thing).
Is wanting to be famous a crime? No.
So yeah, that's pretty much it.
I have to go- Jasmine is home!

Fifi
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